Friday, August 29, 2008

If People Ask You, What Will You Say..?

If you’re single, there are chances you’ve been asked the following 3 questions:

1. Why aren’t you married?

2. Why aren’t you looking for someone?and the very, very popular:

3. Are you gay?

You have two choices. Whether to give ‘em stupid yet solid answer, like:

Virtually all superhero types are single eg: Batman, Superman, and Spiderman (their custom does look gay, but they are not). I just wanna be one of 'em. Ngeh.. Ngeh.. Ngeh..

Or maybe you can reply ‘em with a serious answer, like:

True love is rare. True love is worth waiting for… and that’s what I’m doing.

But before you reply, make sure you pause and smile. Just try to look cool.

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